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Stats/Math
Crocodile is longer
Posted on August 23, 2008
Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...The math one-liners
Posted on April 24, 2008
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines...Two plus two is five
Posted on February 23, 2008
"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...Proof e equal to one
Posted on December 31, 2007
Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) =...Numbers equal zero
Posted on December 28, 2007
Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...Dollars equal cents
Posted on December 10, 2007
Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money...One plus one are two
Posted on November 21, 2007
Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n -...Statistical one-liners
Posted on October 4, 2007
A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the...One is negative one
Posted on September 16, 2007
Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ =...All numbers are equal
Posted on September 4, 2007
Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a...Story about infinity
Posted on August 29, 2007
A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The...The results of statistics
Posted on May 2, 2007
. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are...Purchasing the shoes
Posted on April 25, 2007
A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what...Worries while flying
Posted on March 23, 2007
Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About...Reducing travel risk
Posted on March 22, 2007
There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always...[1] 2