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Stats/Math

Crocodile is longer

Posted on August 23, 2008

Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...

The math one-liners

Posted on April 24, 2008

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines...

Two plus two is five

Posted on February 23, 2008

"First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...

Proof e equal to one

Posted on December 31, 2007

Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) =...

Numbers equal zero

Posted on December 28, 2007

Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...

Dollars equal cents

Posted on December 10, 2007

Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money...

One plus one are two

Posted on November 21, 2007

Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n -...

Statistical one-liners

Posted on October 4, 2007

A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the...

One is negative one

Posted on September 16, 2007

Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ =...

All numbers are equal

Posted on September 4, 2007

Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a...

Story about infinity

Posted on August 29, 2007

A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The...

The results of statistics

Posted on May 2, 2007

. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are...

Purchasing the shoes

Posted on April 25, 2007

A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what...

Worries while flying

Posted on March 23, 2007

Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About...

Reducing travel risk

Posted on March 22, 2007

There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always...

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