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Posted on April 26, 2008

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in...

Posted on March 23, 2008

There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that...

Posted on February 7, 2008

Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony...

Posted on January 29, 2008

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and...

Posted on January 28, 2008

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy...

Posted on January 23, 2008

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...

Posted on December 26, 2007

While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard...

Posted on November 25, 2007

Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do...

Posted on November 19, 2007

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the...

Posted on November 15, 2007

A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a...

Posted on November 15, 2007

The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like...

Posted on November 13, 2007

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in...

Posted on September 7, 2007

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't...

Posted on August 18, 2007

Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto...

Posted on August 11, 2007

Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A...